You no Hungry for Girl, You Hungry for Hot Pockets

In the morning weve been watching and making fun of this paste kid. Its kinda mean but we dont know him and he doesnt know were talking about him so its harmless. Actually its pretty terrible. I sould be ashamed of myself.
In health class we had a guest speaker come in and tell us about STDs. To be honest, i dont think a guest speaker was necesary. Ms staymates could just tell us herself. But whatever. STDs are gross. I was looking at the packet and it describes stuff like dripping from really gross places. And then they tried to tell us that you can get STDs if your private parts touch eachother but you dont have sex. Why would that ever happen. If your private parts are touching eachother then you really should be having sex. Thats just strange and confusing if your not. Ms staymates expects us to take an exam tomorrow. Im not sure what it could possibly be on. She hasnt actually taught us anything. No questions for ms staymates today because she never actually did anything.
Then in piano i tried to do a playoff for chris but it didnt work because chris just has to have the song perfect and apparently my playing isnt good enough. I learned that scott has katy perry on his ipod. I was not expecting that. But he says its actually his sisters music or something. But it think its really scotts. He secretly likes katy perry.
In financial planning i almost got really mad because everyone got these AOF lunch except me. its like they were discriminating against me. But then i got it so i calmed down.
At lunch we went into ms peppers class and read the ode because people wanted to see it. Mark and scott went to the gas station. Alex sexually harassed me. Repetitively. Moira gave me cookies from mcdonalds. They tasted like crap. but thanks alot moira that was very nice of you. Lauren had a hot pocket. Watch this, seriously you better watch it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnQf3QEu938&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrmkkVXSCHs&feature=related
Then in world i drew circles with that compass i found. I love that compass. For one thing, its free. And also on the common occasion when i encounter a reason to draw a circle in real life i can make perfect ones. Im going to start using that compass everytime i need to write the letter "o"
that should work quite well.
In calculus i played uncleworm on the calculator against that kid. Apparently jimmy gets like really high scores on slow mode and gets to the smallest possible box. Now i have to try to beat him too. Me and that kid bet a dollar on who would beat eachother and i won. And now hes trying to refuse to give me the dollar. Not cool. I should probably be studying for the calc exam instead of playing calculator games. But i MUST beat that kid. He is going down. As soon as i finish this post i will start training.
English class was the way it usually is. Kathryn annoys the whole class by not shutting up. Even ms pepper is like "That hoe needa shut the heck up." Kathryn still refuses to let the class read about english girls sexy adventures in american boarding school. Wow. Those adventures must be really sexy or something for her to not let anyone read it because they would probably jizz in their pants if they did.
Then i went and retook a quiz for deathrage and got an A so now i think my calc grades back to an. Excellent.