A Lesson in Thermonuclear Weapons Production

So now i can tell you all about my time in New Mexico. God its so difficult to type now after not doing it for a week. Ok so i got up in the morning and i went to the airport and flew to Dallas/Fort Worth and then to Albuquerque. Dallas/Fort Worth was so worthless. They kept us waiting there for like 2 hours because apparently it was too windy. But then eventually we got there and we rented a car and drove to Los Alamos where we met my grandparents and cousins. Except theyre not really my grandparents or cousins at all and are in no way shape or form related to me. but thats a long story. You should ask me about it some time. But seriously dont ask because i dont wanna explain. Ok so anyway I met all my "cousins" and "grandparents" and me and my cousins played a friendly game of Risk. Screw the game of global domination. People cheat by making alliances against me and that other guy who is not my cousin. Then i went back to the hotel because there was no room in my grandparents house.
The next day i also spent with my not cousins. We did more enjoyable stuff. I also saw the beautiful New Mexican landscape. Its full of mountains and cliffs and plateaus and Indians. Theres also a rock that looks like a camel. I tried to take pictures but my cell phone camera is a piece of crap. The only good picture is of me and that nuclear weapon that killed all those Japanese people. You should ask to see it sometime.
Then my cousins left the next day so i got to stay in my grandparents house and sleep on the couch. We also watched Marley and Me in the movie theater. THAT MOVIE IS THE WORST CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN. I do not care how much jennifer anniston and her god damn little dog love eachother. that movie wasnt even funny. Half the time its trying to be funny but all it does is make unfunny humor and the other half its very serious and just a waste of my time. Although i must admit it was somewhat funny when the dog interupted them when they were trying to do it. And then my family all thought it was a good movie and very touching. They are so wrong. They are even wronger than that time my cousins thought the James Bond movie was bad. That was a good movie and they can shut the hell up.
At this point i was really getting sick of the old people things that my grandparents kept doing. I can only take so much slow driving, discussions about how intuitive cats are, and talking to yourself about nothing before it gets on my nerves.
The next day i went to Santa Fe, which is New Mexicos capital. There were Native Americans in front of some place selling their wares. They tried to get you to feel bad for you for raping them of their land and raping them and giving them AIDS so then youd buy this junk they made. I was not convinced though. Obviously theyre not that poor because theyre so fat. Like they are obese. It is gross. And im pretty sure that they live off of government handouts and casino money already so they have plenty of cash. Then there were also white people across the street pretending to be native american. But no one was fooled considering that half the people there had blond hair. Plus i can get the same tuff theyre selling in New Mexico in the real Mexico for like a quarter of the price. Then i guess Santa Fe is a very artistic town so we went to a bunch of art stores. It was actually mostly just really ugly things that i could paint that people had made and then charged tens of thousands of dollars for. We went to some place called the palace of the governors where the mexicans used to govern. It was so boring. My parents also bought a gift for their friend. They spent more money on the gift for their friend than they spent on me for my christmas gift. Ridiculous. People in Santa Fe all think theyre in touch with nature and Mother Earth. They are so dumb.
Then the next day we went to the museum about the Laboratories in Los Alamos. Oh yea if you dont know Los Alamos was where they built the atomic bomb and then bombed a bunch of Japanese people and killed like hundreds and thousands of them. It was there that i got a picture with a bomb that killed everyone in Hiroshima. Except i think it was just a replica but im just gonna say it was the real thing. And the lab also doesnt just make nuclear bombs. I think it might also make windows or something. They had some globe and it showed all the countries that have nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons and those that are probably making some. That taught me that we are all pretty much screwed.
After that i went to some place along what used to be Route 66 and apparently they have the best burgers ever. But i didnt think it was all that great. Its probably just because there are no burgers anywhere else because everything is a god damn desert. And route 66 is a terrible road. I do not get what the big deal is about it.
And then the desert was freezing too. There was actually snow everywhere. What kinda desert has snow? Although actually when we were in Los Alamos we were in the mountains. I went running a few times. It was not fun. I could barely breath cuz of the thin air. And then i opened up my acne container and the airplane had made the lotion stuff shoot out everywhere. I hate it when that happens.
Then maybe it was new years or something. So i am going to reflect on this past year. This past year was pretty good. Except for the part where the global economy collapsed and i had to listen to ms staymates everyday. But other than that it was enjoyable for many reasons that i dont feel like typing about like getting a blog and getting my license. God i feel like driving now. But its five minutes to midnight so that wouldnt be legal. I hope the next one will be just as good. Id make a new years resolution but im already pretty much perfect in every way. GOD DAMMIT THAT BEEPING IS BACK. Every 5 minutes before the hour. Anyway so we celebrated new years. Except half the people just watched new years on the East coast and said that was enough. But thats only 10:00 new mexico time so it definitly doesnt count. Anyway they dropped the ball and hillary and bill clinton danced. Haha. That was awkward considering that they obviously hate eachother cuz of the whole sex scandal thing. Anyway scott has a point. That ball dropping is pointless. I could easily think of a better way to start the new year. Like by knocking down one of the buildings in times square and watching everyone freak out. Or by dropping one of those atom bombs ive been hearing so much about on some Chinese. No but seriously that would be bad.
Then the next day everyone watched football games. I was bored. I tried to blog on my ipod touch but it didnt work. The only good thing was when a comercial told me that new episodes of Scrubs are gonna be on ABC on tuesday. It better be the same good Scrubs as there was on NBC because ill be mad if its different or something. I usually wouldnt watch ABC considering that ABC Family is so not family oriented, thats just false advertising and they should be ashamed, and they have that horrible Lost show that makes absolutely no sense, but ill make an exception for this. Then we also went for a walk behind my grandparents's house. There are cool cliffs and a nice view of that Rio Grande river that mexican people all try to swim over. But frankly at this point i was getting tired of all these nice views. Like who do you think you are New Mexico? With your looking all nice and stuff. Dispicable. Anyway we threw some rocks over the cliff and someone at the bottom yelled at us to stop. Then we ran away.
Then the next day we went to look at the University of New Mexico because my sister wanted to see it. Except everything was closed for winter break and no one was there except for some hobos that inhabit the place when everyone leaves. It was strange. This hobo was like sitting on the picnic tables at the student union listening to the radio. And we passed by and he said hi. Anyway there is no way i am going to that school. I am going somewhere way better. Preferably one without monuments dedicated to Mother Earth. I cant wait for college. It is going to be so much fun. Ill get to be free to do what i feel like without having my parents constantly there. And im definitly going somewhere far away from maryland. My parents want me to go to Virginia Tech and think i wanna be an engineer, i dont wanna do either of those. Ill probably go somewhere either in California, The Not-Including-Wisconsin Midwest, or maybe in New York or New England. I dont really know i think im gonna talk to the counseler people about it when i get back from break. I also need to switch out of SAT Prep into some Finance class.
Anyway after that i flew back home and i had to stop in chicago on the way. When i got back i learned that the Department of Homeland Security searched through my luggage. What the hell. Im not even an Arab. Theyre supposed to be racist and only check them. Come on.
So now im back and im blogging again. I missed blogging so much. Wow. This was a really long post. It took me a really long time to write all this. And i probably left things out too. O well. I could spell check it but that would just take up more of my precious precious time. Tomorrow i might drive places with scott. It should be fun.
Dang. This is my first post of the new year. Oh yea. Noschool '09 or something. It was a good start to the year. Tomorrow will also be my 50th blog post. I think. Ok now i have to download scotts EP.