Today Scott gave me a pamphlet about anarchy. It led to a day full of anarchy discusion. The pamphlet is quite interesting. Im reading it now. While blogging. Except it obviously wouldnt work because everyone would end up killing eachother. I really enjoyed the part in the pamphlet where the people steal phone cards to call their teenage lovers up for phone sex in the police station bathroom.
Then in health we talked about female anatomy today. Ms Staymates is now asking people if they have vaginas. Its ridiculous. Plus she goes into this whole thing about how reproduction is perfect and then she keeps pointing out imperfections. She was all like "Usually the sperm wont even make it to the baby, but even if it does make it it will die if it gets fertilized here, here, here, and that part will blow up the mothers fallopian tubes and kill her. Isnt the body perfect?" Then scott was going to raise his hand and say he needed a real life demonstration of the female anatomy. But then he didnt do what i told him to, anarchy. There are so many good oppurtunities for raising your hand and asking hilarious questions in that class. Someone raised their hand and asked about her mother getting her tubes cut and then ms staymates was like "Well youre mom probably had a lot of sex after the operation." She was basically calling the kid's mom a slut. Thats so mean. I did this first part of the blog in financial planning. With a few edits at home but now the rest is from right now.
After that we went to piano and trevor told us his conspiracy theory. It was actually quite detailed. Except it was stupid. But it did start off my entire plan to try to see if mr parry really does have a masonic ring on his hand and is a member of the secret order of the masons. Interesting true story: My sister was standing in line with her friend and she was talking about the masons and all these conspiracies about them because she had seen a show aabout them on the history channel. Then the guy behind her was like "Excuse me im a mason and were just people trying to make the world a better place." Thats creepy. I showed trevor the anarchy pamphlet scott gave me and then he told me that anarchy and communism were the same thing but i disagreed. I was wrong though. Then i had to go to the guidance counseler to get into law instead of sat prep. The thing that sucks is that 2nd period was full so i had to go to 6th without scott. Laws gonna suck if theres no one else fun in there. Then i tried to ask the counseler if i could talk to her about college some time and she said NO. Im not doing it now. Ill do it later. She is so useless. Anarchy against her.
In Financial planning i wrote my blog and julia got her cherry chapstick for her birthday and we watched the video for i kissed a girl by katy perry on youtube. Now thats some anarchy.
For lunch me moira scott and lauren went to the mall and i got a philly cheesesteak. On the way there we listened to teardrops on my guitar by taylor swift. So good. We also listened to Jizz in My Pants, but that was cuz of alex. Im not going out to lunch tomorrow. I need a break from going out to lunch every day. but ill go on thursday to take scott out for his birthday.
I was late to World because we got back from the mall late. But no one noticed so it was fine. Mr Flemming started talking about communism and anarchy. Trevor was right. Communism and Anarchy technically are the same when communism is in its true form. I thought it was strange that anarchy would both come up independently with Mr Flemming and Scott. Then Mr Flemming explained why anarchy doesnt work and sorry scott, but he has a point. People would just start fighting with eachother because they want to own stuff. Now libertarian. That is the way to go. Anarchy.
Next i had calculus. Im screwed in that class. We have a test tomorrow and its crucial that i get an A, prefferably a 100% so i can get my total grade up to an A. And even then im not garanteed an A. If i dont get an A ill be forced to get an A on the exam to get an A for the semester, which is impossible. Now thats anarchy.
Then in english we talked about anarchy some more and we had the milford as a sub. Haha. Milford. I drew an anarchy sign on the attendance sheet, anarchy. I also wrote Sterling Van Beek on there, anarchy. We all got in groups to do some worksheet but we didnt do it, anarchy. Instead i mocked Salimahs and Christines discussions about harry potter and twilight. They were seriously arguing over which twin out of Fred and George were better in harry potter! THEYRE TWINS! THEYRE BOTH THE SAME! ANARCHY! Then i learned that kathryn is an anarchist, anarchy. I read her diary entry for today, anarchy, and it said this:
Dear Diary,
My name is kathryn joesph. Today was great. I learned all about this wonderful thing called anarchy. It is so cool. I, Kathryn Elizabeth Spilman Joesph cant wait to overthrow the government and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat.
Yours Truly,
Kathryn
P.S. WE WANT ANARCHY
Anarchy, and if you thought that was bad you should read her other posts. And dont listen to kathryn, she definitly wrote that along with a giant Anarchy sign on her paper, anarchy. I also convinced lauren that scott was rotting in a federal prison for his anarchy. I also talked about that time i watched gossip girl with emily and it made absolutely no sense. So basically it was a pretty fun class. But then ms staymates came into the class to talk to her little milford friend and that ruined the whole thing.
Then i went to track and we did handoffs. Now thats some good anarchy. I tried to see mr parrys masonic ring but he wasnt there. Then i checked to see if the older mr parry had one but i couldnt get close enough to see. Mr parrys handoff practice made no sense. Running ahead from the back of the line to the front to get the baton is nothing like the real meet because in that one person will be running while the other is standing, not both of them running. Its senseless, anarchy. Oh well, anarchy.
Then i got some gas. I was so close to running out. But eventually i made it there. I had some trouble so i ended up filling it up twice. Then i paid for it. But thats actually not anarchal at all so theres no anarchy there.
ANARCHY IN THE US!!!!!!!!
(But not really)
After that we went to piano and trevor told us his conspiracy theory. It was actually quite detailed. Except it was stupid. But it did start off my entire plan to try to see if mr parry really does have a masonic ring on his hand and is a member of the secret order of the masons. Interesting true story: My sister was standing in line with her friend and she was talking about the masons and all these conspiracies about them because she had seen a show aabout them on the history channel. Then the guy behind her was like "Excuse me im a mason and were just people trying to make the world a better place." Thats creepy. I showed trevor the anarchy pamphlet scott gave me and then he told me that anarchy and communism were the same thing but i disagreed. I was wrong though. Then i had to go to the guidance counseler to get into law instead of sat prep. The thing that sucks is that 2nd period was full so i had to go to 6th without scott. Laws gonna suck if theres no one else fun in there. Then i tried to ask the counseler if i could talk to her about college some time and she said NO. Im not doing it now. Ill do it later. She is so useless. Anarchy against her.
In Financial planning i wrote my blog and julia got her cherry chapstick for her birthday and we watched the video for i kissed a girl by katy perry on youtube. Now thats some anarchy.
For lunch me moira scott and lauren went to the mall and i got a philly cheesesteak. On the way there we listened to teardrops on my guitar by taylor swift. So good. We also listened to Jizz in My Pants, but that was cuz of alex. Im not going out to lunch tomorrow. I need a break from going out to lunch every day. but ill go on thursday to take scott out for his birthday.
I was late to World because we got back from the mall late. But no one noticed so it was fine. Mr Flemming started talking about communism and anarchy. Trevor was right. Communism and Anarchy technically are the same when communism is in its true form. I thought it was strange that anarchy would both come up independently with Mr Flemming and Scott. Then Mr Flemming explained why anarchy doesnt work and sorry scott, but he has a point. People would just start fighting with eachother because they want to own stuff. Now libertarian. That is the way to go. Anarchy.
Next i had calculus. Im screwed in that class. We have a test tomorrow and its crucial that i get an A, prefferably a 100% so i can get my total grade up to an A. And even then im not garanteed an A. If i dont get an A ill be forced to get an A on the exam to get an A for the semester, which is impossible. Now thats anarchy.
Then in english we talked about anarchy some more and we had the milford as a sub. Haha. Milford. I drew an anarchy sign on the attendance sheet, anarchy. I also wrote Sterling Van Beek on there, anarchy. We all got in groups to do some worksheet but we didnt do it, anarchy. Instead i mocked Salimahs and Christines discussions about harry potter and twilight. They were seriously arguing over which twin out of Fred and George were better in harry potter! THEYRE TWINS! THEYRE BOTH THE SAME! ANARCHY! Then i learned that kathryn is an anarchist, anarchy. I read her diary entry for today, anarchy, and it said this:
Dear Diary,
My name is kathryn joesph. Today was great. I learned all about this wonderful thing called anarchy. It is so cool. I, Kathryn Elizabeth Spilman Joesph cant wait to overthrow the government and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat.
Yours Truly,
Kathryn
P.S. WE WANT ANARCHY
Anarchy, and if you thought that was bad you should read her other posts. And dont listen to kathryn, she definitly wrote that along with a giant Anarchy sign on her paper, anarchy. I also convinced lauren that scott was rotting in a federal prison for his anarchy. I also talked about that time i watched gossip girl with emily and it made absolutely no sense. So basically it was a pretty fun class. But then ms staymates came into the class to talk to her little milford friend and that ruined the whole thing.
Then i went to track and we did handoffs. Now thats some good anarchy. I tried to see mr parrys masonic ring but he wasnt there. Then i checked to see if the older mr parry had one but i couldnt get close enough to see. Mr parrys handoff practice made no sense. Running ahead from the back of the line to the front to get the baton is nothing like the real meet because in that one person will be running while the other is standing, not both of them running. Its senseless, anarchy. Oh well, anarchy.
Then i got some gas. I was so close to running out. But eventually i made it there. I had some trouble so i ended up filling it up twice. Then i paid for it. But thats actually not anarchal at all so theres no anarchy there.
ANARCHY IN THE US!!!!!!!!
(But not really)
3 comments:
did that ridiculous FAKE diary entry have to be in bold and a bigger font size???
yes
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