Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Birth of Staymates

Im blogging from financial planning right now.
Yesterday i watched scrubs. I was so excited. Except they fired the janitor. He is the best character and they cant fire him. thats ridiculous! He wasnt even in the 2nd episode because of that. And courtney cox annoys me. But it was still pretty good. although the second episode was all serious. But after scrubs i realized i didnt do any of my homework so that sucked.
Today i found another oppurtunity to ask ms staymates a hilarious question. She was like "Does everyone have a vagina?" in reference to the papers she handed out. then i was gonna say im not sure if i have a vagina or not. Can you help me check? After that i ms staymates did the worst thing ever. Like all the other bad things shes made us go through are nothing compared to this. Ms staymates described her pregnancy. Ms staymates described her pregnancy and i jizzed in my pants. But not really at all. She kept describing like the umbilical cords and afterbirth. Nasty. Then the very baby whose birth she had been describing came in for yearbook and asked us to give her shout outs. I gave a shout out to rahil under the name of sterling van beek. I said "Yo Yo i be giving dat shout out to my home boy rahil!" That better get in the yearbook.
Then in piano trevor tried to tell me that the theory of evolution wasnt correct. Hes so stupid! Its so obviously correct.
Then in financial planning i wrote this blog and i felt bad for the old substitute lady. She is so old and sad that it makes me feel bad for her. Ok thats all that happened for now ill blog about the rest of the day later.

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