Saving the Asians, One Family at a Time

Yesterday i watched SNL. Taylor Swift was on it.
Then today my parents decided they wanted to see a movie so we went and saw grand turino. That movie gave me new aspirations in life. Clint Eastwood was a pretty cool old man. My original life plan was to party until 30 and die. My new plan: party until 30 and then wait patiently for 30 years until im about 60. At that point i will get a raspy voice and a gun and travel around helping asian children escape gang violence. Except im not going to die like the old man did. Ill simply survive and move on to help the next family of asians. So vi chit be prepared. Ill be there to give your grandchildren helpful advice and confidence. Step 1 of my life goal is for me to take up smoking cigarettes.
My dad got annoyed in the car because i brought my ipod and started playing music from it. I think he actually might have enjoyed the taylor swift. He was tapping his feet and everything. But then when TI came on he got annoyed. He turned it down until you couldnt hear it and said that it was too loud. Then he turned it off because rap music gives him a headache. So lame.
I have to find a bunch of quotes about racism in huck finn. All i really have to do is open up the book to any random page and just find the spots where they use the N-word. Its not that hard. Basically every other word is the nword in that book.