Wu Would Not Be Pleased

Well today i took the english and psych exam. Nothing interesting reallly happened during the exam. Except when ms pepper read my ode to her out loud to the entire first period class. Everyone in the class was just like really confused and looked at me funny and wondered what i was doing in my class. They just didnt get it. And no one could get the sothiara part except najaf because no one knows who he is. Well anyway after the exam i had to drive a bunch of people home, but then scott and chris and jimmy all didnt need rides for some reason so i just drove moira lauren katharine and najaf. It was probably good that i didnt have to take so many people because like 3 people would have to be in the trunk. Scott called us when we were already near katharines house and said he was in oldtown or something so he didnt need a ride. Thats good because sorry scott, but i wasnt going back for you.
After i dropped scott off i was at home for a little and then i went and picked up alex and we went on more driving adventures. This time we went to the mall and saw what was probably the strangest thing ever. Mr Woodward, parking permit application lady, and weirdest of all crazy asian library lady were shopping for dryers at Sears. Like i could see maybe mr woodward and the parking permit woman hanging out, but the asian library lady was completely unexpected. Parking permit woman said hi to alex. We were gonna spy on them and see what they were up to but that would be sorta creepy so we didnt. I wish the asian library lady good chinese fortune on her quest for a new dryer.
Then we also saw alimamy. He wanted money and he wanted to know why scott wasnt there. Scott you should really lay low for a while i think alimamy is going to kill you after that whole choking incident.
After that we went to panera. I got a cinnamon bagel. After i ate the bagel i was all like "Hey look at me im the president of the united states!" and i started snorting up the cinnamon through a straw. Then this is gross but i could shoot the cinnamon bits out of my nose. Then we went to borders and it was completely closed. Like theres no books or anything. All they have are bookshelves and tables for sale. I seriously need to buy one of those tables. They would look so good in my room.
Then we went to target. Um. We were throwing those toy balls around. Then it sort of uh, accidentaly hit the emergency fire door. This caused the fire alarm to activate and all the store employees came running over there. The children in the toys section were terrified and probably scarred for life. So then we ran out of the store and drove away and were not coming back for a while. The alarm was still ringing when we left. Wu would not be pleased with what we have done. Hell probably be watching the whole thing on the security tapes and then hell see that it was us and laugh.
Then we were freaked out so we drove to mamma luchias and got some free food. I think moiras sister might spit in our food. They have this priest there that i think i already talked about. He tries to tell people hes jewish and not a priest but hes not fooling anyone. Then we went across the street and went to krispy kream i had like 4 gift cards to that place. So then we discovered that if you go to the counter and each of you get on one side, then you can slide the gift cards really fast at eachother. Now the trick is that you have to push it hard enough to go across the counter but not too hard so it doesnt go flying. Its pretty fun, you should try it sometime.
Then we went to best buy and played guitar hero. We probably pissed a lot of people off because we wouldnt get off the game and we played like 4 songs on it but theyll just have to deal with that.
Then on the way back i think we went back to the rio again but then we never actually left the car. We played some shakira music from my ipod. Im not sure why. Once ms mallich made me do a project on shakira. I started putting on the music video for it and then she started freaking out because it was too "sexual." I must admit she does have a point shakira and some guy were like having sex throughout the majority of the video. And then she like took off most of her clothes and then some spanish guy ran up and tried to turn the video back on.
Next my sickness caused my voice to get even worse and it basically became a robot voice. We were gonna take advantage of the oppurtunity to do some prank robo-calls but we couldnt since i was driving and id probably kill someone. So then we turned on the Kanye West Stronger song and i tried to do the "Harder, Better, Faster Stronger" part but i kept getting the words wrong and i think my robo voice might have been a little too low. God. All that new kanye west music is just so bad. Then i dropped alex off at his house and that was pretty much all that happened.