Me and Jesus Teamed Up to Kill Hitler

Today in health class i had to write a BCR about what society should do to correct the problem of obesity. I think the BCR was due a while ago but i never did it so i had to do it now. But ill probably fail it because i said society should do nothing to correct the problem of obesity and that you shouldnt force skinnyness on fat people. Then i quoted TI and said that society should let people "Live their life" whether it be fat or skinny. So i probably wont get that good of a grade on it unless ms staymates likes TI too. Then i took some dumb test where i had to write a story about where sperm goes.
Then i got another chance to write something ridiculous in financial planning. He gave us a bunch of questions that had nothing to do with financial planning and told us to write 100 words for each one and thats our final grade. The first one was what would you do with a time machine. I said i would travel to the year 1999 and tell little joe all about who would win in a bunch of football games so he could bet on them and make money. Then i would travel to the year 33 AD and save Jesus before they kill him. Together we would travel to the year 1941 and assassinate Hitler. Then wed assassinate Stalin. Then wed go to the year 1991 and convince Julias mom to get an abortion. After that wed come back to the present.
Next i had to say what id do if a genie gave me 3 wishes. First id ask for more wishes. then id ask for a lot of money. Then id ask to be dictator of North Korea or Iran. Then id annoy the US. Then id wish for a time machine. Then i would travel to the year 1999 and tell little joe all about who would win in a bunch of football games so he could bet on them and make money. Then i would travel to the year 33 AD and save Jesus before they kill him. Together we would travel to the year 1941 and assassinate Hitler. Then wed assassinate Stalin. Then wed go to the year 1991 and convince Julias mom to get an abortion. After that wed come back to the present.
Next i had to say what i thought school would be like 50 years from now. I said school would no longer exist because everyone would be dead from a nuclear holocaust when Australia got pissed off and blew everyone up. Instead children would be radioactive mutants and walk around attacking travels like in the Hills Have Eyes. In the few non-nuclear zones left people would learn from chips implanted into their brains which teach them lessons. In addition to teaching lessons they would also force obidience to the emperor of the world Joe Johnson. Using the advanced technology available in the future i would construct a time machine. Then i would travel to the year 1999 and tell little joe all about who would win in a bunch of football games so he could bet on them and make money. Then i would travel to the year 33 AD and save Jesus before they kill him. Together we would travel to the year 1941 and assassinate Hitler. Then wed assassinate Stalin. Then wed go to the year 1991 and convince Julias mom to get an abortion. After that wed come back to the present. So it was a pretty fun class.
Then i went to the AOF meeting. I got free pizza. Kathryn was there. She was not supposed to be there. Kathryn should stay where she belongs and not try to go to pizza meetings shes not supposed to be at. Take your english girls sexy adventures in american boarding school somewhere else kathryn.
After that i went to world. Benson sat next to me today. He told me about that fort that him and chris and all those other people made. I didnt know that it was so elaborate. Like theres enough room to stand and everything. Although im somewhat confused about why they have a mccain/palin sign hanging up there. Then he told me about his cooking class. If he ever makes anything in that class he needs to give me some of it. But i think tomorrows his last day of the class so i doubt ill get anything. Benson doesnt like rachel ray. How can you not like rachel ray? She is so happy. She brightens up my mood every time i see her.
Then in calculus im basically the smartest kid in the class now. There was some problem and ms deathrage told me that i found a very elaborate and better way to solve it than the regular way. You were supposed to do all this complex math to find that the average value between two areas on a line is like [L(a)+L(b)]/2, but then i drew the graph and then said that something was half of the graph so its the average value. Then she was like yea thats actually right even though in any other situation it would be completely wrong. So im pretty much great. And i got an A on the test so now i have an A for the semester.
Next i went to english. Did you know ms pepper's son and ms galagher used to date and go to prom together. That must be awkward for ms pepper.
Then at the last minute i decided not to go to track because i was coughing and sick so i gave moira and alex a ride home. We also got some mcdonalds.