An Ode to Ms Pepper

Health class is so dirty nowadays. Probably because its sex ed. But it makes some juicy topics for my blog posts. Today we learned about condoms. I think my parents didnt want to let that video be shown to kids. New ms staymates question: Ms Staymates this instructional video on how to put a condom on is so confusing. I really think i would prefer you give me a demonstration instead. Ms staymates showed me how to put a condom on and i jizzed in my pants. Except no ew both of those would be sick. Anyway. The real shocking thing in that class was when ms staymates threw one of those six pack wrappers in the trash. WITHOUT CUTTING IT! Not cool staymates, not cool. Innocent fish are dying because of your negligince. I almost raised my hand and told her to go cut it, but then i didnt because i already annoy her enough. Then i was gonna go cut it myself but im not reaching into the gross trash can. But i think i wrote something about it on a piece of paper and handed it in. Then the condoms came. Or as some might call them, profalactics. It was kinda gross. I thought they were gonna use a cucumber which is pretty gross, but they used a fake penis, which is just plain nasty. And i missed most of the instructions because ms staymates made answer way too many video questions. Me and scott tried to list 3 benefits of abstinence, but we could only think of 2.
Then for lunch me and lauren and julia went to the mall. I got pizza and got to talk to franklyn. It was good fun. Im trying to take sothiara and the mongol out to lunch but they refuse. We blasted some rap. At the end of lunch i also found a compass for making circles. Sweet. Free compass. Then i spent world making circles.
In calculus that ms allen lady came in to talk about college institute. Then ms deathrages phone went off and it scared her. It was funny.
Then in english i wrote ms pepper a poem and gave it to her. She laughed at it. That sorta hurt my feelings. That poem came straight from my heart and she laughs at it. Not cool. Not cool. She better put this poem on her refrigeration machine. It went something like this:

Ode to Ms Pepper
Oh Ms Pepper,
You have glasses,
You are great,
Much better than sothiara,
As you sit at your computer typing in grades,
My appreciation for you grows,
like a large flower,
I cannot help but wonder,
Do your socks match?
Yes, They do.
-by Joe Johnson

Even some sort of Super Poetry Team consisting of Maya Angelou, Hitler, and Walt Whitman couldnt write better poetry than that.
Then i went to track but thats not important.
Then i picked up alex and we drove places. Never go anywhere with alex. He sits there complaining, as usual, about how hes bored and theres no where to go and then you suggest something to him and he rejects it every time. Oh and im declaring a new rule. If you criticize my driving you cant get rides from me. And also if alex disagrees with me he cant ride with me. Anyway we went to the mall and didnt do much there so we left and went to the rio. We wanted to find chris since it was his first day working at thr rio but instead we saw devon. We talked with him for a while, i also got devons dads phone number. Awesome. We went to target to find Wu, but this time it was Wuless, so we left and went back to the mall and taco bell. At the mall we went to KB Toys. Its still pretty sad there, but we made the best of it by shooting guns into the air and yelling "die infidels! and making those shouting sounds. It was probably the most racially insensitive thing ever. There was a man with an eyepatch. Then i took alex back home. Tomorrow im going ice skating with lauren and trevor. im still not sure why. Haha scott wrote god isnt real on that facebook group. And while im not aethiest im still glad scott did that. That group and their little video are so dumb. Come on sanjays in it it cant be right. Plus those people are a little too religious if they are gonna join a group and be all crazy about it. And im pretty sure the end of the world isnt coming, no matter what trevor says, and half those videos of the world ending they had were from the movie the day after tomorrow. So ridiculous.