So today nothing happened so ill just talk about random crap since im bored, i just remembered that a few days ago i had a dream that i discovered that chris and darth vader were really my fathers and scott was my brother. That was one f***ed up dream.
So facebook advertisements make me mad. Somehow facebook is able to look at my pictures and discover that i have a big nose. so now theyre sending me facebook advertisements about giving me nosejobs. Not cool. And facebook thinks im jewish now! Enough people in real life think that im jewish i do not need the internet thinking that too. Let me make this clear. I AM NOT JEWISH. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Its all because of my large nose. Did you know that to search for jews the nazis used nose measuring devices. If i was in Nazi Germany i would be dead right now, and for no reason too. Obviously facebook is being a nazi too now and measuring my nose. Thats just not right.
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