Good, Wholesome, Conjoined Twin Fun

Today was the final day of health class and probably the most disgusting one. In a choice between watching conjoined twins and pirates of the carribean she chose the conjoined twins. I would have prefered the pirates. So we watched them talk about the life of these 2 twins. It was gross. They had 2 heads. I respect them and everything but really, i dont wanna see that. Like im already sick enough i dont wanna be puking my guts out from those gross looking twins. Now i feel kinda bad though because they cant help being that way but there are just some things you dont wanna see. And then we kept having to wonder how they can possibly have sex with people provided the situation ever occurs. Like i know they share their private areas so would they could do it with one person then, but then the other one would be right there and it would be awkward. Unless they both just shared someone. My best plan would be for them to find another conjoined male twins and then that could work out. Me and scott also realized that they would have to go to the bathroom twice as much because its like 2 people together having only one spot to go out of. Then they annoyed me by just being annoying little kids without the conjoined part. Everytime the reporter asked them a question theyd answer maybe. PICK A GOD DAMN SIDE! YES OR NO! God you have two brains you should be able to figure stuff out.
Ms Staymates handed us a country song as we left. That was odd. Especially the fact that id heard the song before. I hate to say this, but ill miss ms staymates class. We had fun. And in the end despite all the things ive said in my blog i somewhat learned to like her, even if her class was so ridiculous.
Then in piano i went and talked to trevor and moira. Moira put out some of her usual racist slander about black people and KFC. Trevor thinks its weird that i used to live in the basement of my house in a room with no walls. But its actually pretty fun. Chris wont be doing piano anymore next semester. That stinks.
Then we went out to lunch with katharine, julia, alex, moira, and lauren. Trevor keeps desperatly trying to come with us but what i mostly do now is just ignore his calls.
Then in english i arranged to take my exam tommorrow for 1st period since im going skiing on the day of the period 7 exam. And then i learned that applications for parking permits were due tomorrow so now i have to get everything for them tonight. That stinks.
Then i gave moira and lauren a ride home. We went to the gas station. First we went to the Shell but that didnt work. Then we went to Exxon but that didnt work either. So we asked the wise asian lady at the counter what we were doing worng and she said "Confucias say you need prepay at counter." So then i did but i only paid 20 bucks so i didnt get enough gas. That wasnt good. Then i still couldnt get it to work. And this was all happening in the freezing cold without a proper jacket. So i run back and this time i got a wise asian man who said "Confucias say you need push up lever." So i listened to his sagely advice and got my gas. Then i hit a bush and i had to drive away quickly before the asians came and attacked me. Then we got food at the mall. I got aple pies. There was this guy in the bathroom blasting rap music. Like he could of easily put headphones on and listened to it that way but no, he didnt. The weirdest thing of all was that I think he was white too. Then i took them home and i went home.