The Tremendous Victory of Gengar

So yesterday i hung out with scott, thats why i wasnt able to post yesterday. So me and scott went to the mall. On the way scott took a video of me rapping. Then we tried to find some thing that would let me play music from my ipod to my car. The ones at FYE were too expensive so we went to Target. But then it was even more expensive at Target. We also didnt see Wu. I guess alex has to be there for me to see Wu. Then we went to Barnes and Noble and we still couldnt find it. Did you know that if you say Barnes and Nobles instead of Barnes and Noble MB gets annoyed. You should try it. Man i just remembered that time we used to hang out with nathan and the store woman at Barnes and Noble thought he had stolen a Mozart CD. And then he was like are you accusing me of stealing this? And then it went on for a while. And then eventually he showed her the receipt and he had actually bought the Mozart CD. That was weird. Why did he buy a Mozart CD? Whatever. Me and Nathan have the same shirt. Its kinda like that time me and fkamp had the same shirt and we would coordinate it so that on a certain day wed both wear it. fkamp wrote "Joe, I hope you achieve greatness one day. Maybe one day youll be as awesome as me. But really F*ck you. Stop talking about that shirt we have. Its a F*cking shirt! I love you. Douchebag." in my yearbook. What a mean teacher. Or maybe he wrote "Joe, i like your taste in shirts. you got style my friend." Who knows. Who the heck is Arnold Lemken? He wrote that he wants me to make love to him. I dont even know who that is. All my yearbooks are extremely inappropriate. For once id like to get a nice clean yearbook. But that would suck because it wouldnt be funny. But i digress. I like to say that i digress. I think it makes me sound smart. But i digress.
So me and scott then went to Borders to look for the ipod thingy. That was insane because theyre going out of business. The Borders i knew and grew up with was falling apart right before my eyes. The once orderly and clean and full of books on shelves Borders was now disordered with books in boxes, tables and shelves being sold, and just complete chaos. And it just gets worse. We couldnt find the ipod thing so we went back to the mall to look for it more. But then we stopped at KB Toys and it was in worse condition than Borders. Toys were all over the place. Half the store was closed off because they didnt have anymore merchandise. Kids had guns and were running around shooting eachother. Theyre gonna be terrorists when they grow up. But the KB Toys i also grew up with is dying too. Then the calendar store was dying too but honestly who the heck cares about a store dedicated to calendars. Then we went back to FYE and we found the ipod thingy so now i can play my ipod music in the car instead of listening to the crappy radio.
After that me and scott went to my house and played nintendo. I did pretty good at snowboard kids. Scott beat me once and the pink hoe beat me a few times but other than that i did great. Then we played pokemon stadium. That was intense! I won both times. But on the second time i had one Gengar left while scott had 4 other pokemon left and then i still one by strategically putting scotts pokemon to sleep with hypnosis each turn and then attacking them. It was great. Then me and scott beat super mario world on the super nintendo. I used my vast knowledge of mario secrets that i had aquired while playing mario with my older sister in the summer in the 90's in my native land of Wisconsin. For example. Me and scott unlocked the special world of masked koompas by activating the secret world. It was cool. In the end mario and peach kissed. Then me and scott watched SNL and it seemed to go on forever. Beyonce guest starred. Her music is terrible.
Speaking of music have you ever heard that Taylor Swift person? This may sound a little strange but her music came on on the radio and i was like "You know this doesnt sound that bad" and then i downloaded it and put it on my ipod. Which is weird considering how horrible country is and how girly and ms staymatesy that music is. Whatever biotch ill listen to as much Taylor Swift as i want.
Today is also my 50th post. Thats somewhat interesting. But its no where near as important as my 100th post. I cant wait til i get to 100.