Today i went to health class and we learned some more about drugs. I keep thinking that something interesting must have happened during that class but i cant remember what it was so i cant blog about it. Oh well. It was probably just ms staymates being ridiculous like she usually is. Ive realized that basically half the point of my blog has basically become me insulting the staymates. But i cant help it. Shes soooo bad. She lets her children skip school and hang out in her class. That is terrible parenting.
Then in piano class i had to call the mva. As i have said before i can do things like that because ms berlin just doesnt care. So i went into the chorus room to call since i didnt want the band teacher to come out and of course raya is there. And once again that skank needs to calm down! She got all mad cuz i was disrupting her piano playing. She can shut the heck up and deal with it. Then i said hello to trevor and told him how i failed my driving test. Oh yea im gonna go take the test on monday not today. Sorry to disappoint you. So anyway he said he could hook me up with a parking spot in the school parking lot if id give him rides out to lunch every day. That makes no sense whatsoever. The school can just give me a parking permit and i can go park there without having to give him rides! So anyway then i went back to piano class and played off on my canon in D. Ms Berlin still gave me credit even though i made so many mistakes. Once again she just doesnt care. Then she told me to watch some video on youtube. I just watched it and its not good.
Did you know im in kathryn's story about english girls' sexy adventures in american boarding school? Yea im pretty much the hero of the entire story. Alex Pearson is the antagonist and gets hanged at the end.
Then in track practice i noticed that me and mr parry have the same shoes. Thats pretty cool.
Then after track possibly the worst thing ever happened. Ryan McHenry and his friend wanted a ride home so after telling them no a lot and them annoying me i decided that id just let them sit in the back and hope they wouldnt annoy me. But as i got in the car i realized my sister was driving and my mom was in the front seat so i was basically being crushed between ryan mchenry and his friend. Then my sister put on traditional japanese folk music. Japanese folk music is the worst form of music ever created. Especially when you are sitting in the backseat being crushed. Their singing sounds so bad and they just pluck weird instruments. I keep telling my sister that real japanese people dont even listen to that crap and they listen to crazy japanese techno, but shes stupid and thinks they do. Finally we dropped them off and i got to go to chipotle and eat a burrito. Chipotle burritos bring back some good memories. Anyway then my sister went to borders since they were having that store closing sale. After i was done looking around she stayed there for 30 more minutes while me and my mom had to sit in the car. Eventually i had to go back and force her to leave.
Until Sunday im gonna be at the army navy game pimping them hoes on the mean streets of philidelphia like i was da fresh prince himself with that nice and cool kid alex pearson so im not gonna be posting til den.
T-Pain says that to really be black i have to say the n-word. In a way this means hes permitting me to use the n-word, but i respect african-americans like martin luther king who didnt use that word so much that i will choose not to say it. I even wrote a poem about him for an essay contest ms pepper told us about in english class.
It goes like this:
Martin Luther King you are so cool,
You make racism look like drool,
Every January 19th,
You are still cool,
Martin oh martin.
Note the drool imagery i invoke in line 2. Many have said that my work is comparable to the legendary poetry of Maya Angelou. I am definitly gonna win that contest.
Then in piano class i had to call the mva. As i have said before i can do things like that because ms berlin just doesnt care. So i went into the chorus room to call since i didnt want the band teacher to come out and of course raya is there. And once again that skank needs to calm down! She got all mad cuz i was disrupting her piano playing. She can shut the heck up and deal with it. Then i said hello to trevor and told him how i failed my driving test. Oh yea im gonna go take the test on monday not today. Sorry to disappoint you. So anyway he said he could hook me up with a parking spot in the school parking lot if id give him rides out to lunch every day. That makes no sense whatsoever. The school can just give me a parking permit and i can go park there without having to give him rides! So anyway then i went back to piano class and played off on my canon in D. Ms Berlin still gave me credit even though i made so many mistakes. Once again she just doesnt care. Then she told me to watch some video on youtube. I just watched it and its not good.
Did you know im in kathryn's story about english girls' sexy adventures in american boarding school? Yea im pretty much the hero of the entire story. Alex Pearson is the antagonist and gets hanged at the end.
Then in track practice i noticed that me and mr parry have the same shoes. Thats pretty cool.
Then after track possibly the worst thing ever happened. Ryan McHenry and his friend wanted a ride home so after telling them no a lot and them annoying me i decided that id just let them sit in the back and hope they wouldnt annoy me. But as i got in the car i realized my sister was driving and my mom was in the front seat so i was basically being crushed between ryan mchenry and his friend. Then my sister put on traditional japanese folk music. Japanese folk music is the worst form of music ever created. Especially when you are sitting in the backseat being crushed. Their singing sounds so bad and they just pluck weird instruments. I keep telling my sister that real japanese people dont even listen to that crap and they listen to crazy japanese techno, but shes stupid and thinks they do. Finally we dropped them off and i got to go to chipotle and eat a burrito. Chipotle burritos bring back some good memories. Anyway then my sister went to borders since they were having that store closing sale. After i was done looking around she stayed there for 30 more minutes while me and my mom had to sit in the car. Eventually i had to go back and force her to leave.
Until Sunday im gonna be at the army navy game pimping them hoes on the mean streets of philidelphia like i was da fresh prince himself with that nice and cool kid alex pearson so im not gonna be posting til den.
T-Pain says that to really be black i have to say the n-word. In a way this means hes permitting me to use the n-word, but i respect african-americans like martin luther king who didnt use that word so much that i will choose not to say it. I even wrote a poem about him for an essay contest ms pepper told us about in english class.
It goes like this:
Martin Luther King you are so cool,
You make racism look like drool,
Every January 19th,
You are still cool,
Martin oh martin.
Note the drool imagery i invoke in line 2. Many have said that my work is comparable to the legendary poetry of Maya Angelou. I am definitly gonna win that contest.
1 comment:
you are ridiculous. and your not even in the story yet! and if i decide to put you in you will be working on an english project with the main character, Rebecca, Julia, and probably Salimah and maybe some random guy. it also won't actually be you, but someone with your name. also "english girls' sexy adventures in american boarding school" is incredibly inaccurate.
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