T.I. vs T-Pain

Yesterday was the awards night thing. I got so many awards. 2 to be exact. I got the academic award for academic excellence and varsity award. Yea. While i was sittting there for like 2 hours texting T-Pain I noticed that ms staymates was one of the coaches standing up front. What a liar! She was definitly not there in school yesterday, but she was there for the awards ceremony. That means shes skipping school. How dare she. Then i told eveyone in cross country about my hatred towards the staymates, but they didnt understand how i felt. They think shes a "nice" person and shes "cool." Guess what. She is not. Alex pearson is a "nice" person, but ms staymates will never be.
Then today i was using the bathroom in the morning. Some kid walked in and started looking in the mirror and talking to himself. He was like "Hello Alex, looking good today." (not the other alex). I have to deal with things like this every morning except this time was by far the worst. I am sick of it. Im trying to go pee like i do every morning at 6:54 and people keep coming in and annoying me by looking at themselves in the mirror for 5 minutes so they can raise their below average self esteem. They need to stop. So anyway after he started talking to himself i started cracking up and i had to get out of the bathroom really fast so i could burst out into laughter without pissing the guy off.
Today in health class ms staymates was back and we learned about drugs. Something interesting happened but i forgot what it was.
Then in piano chris told us that he took his friends minivan drove it while intoxicated, got chased down by the police, turned completely around, drove into a neighborhood, drove over someones lawn, and escaped into another neighborhood. Somehow i doubt that ever happened.
Today in english we were taking a test and ms pepper went up to me and handed me back a quiz and as she walked away she started laughing. Why was she laughing at me!! I wasnt even doing anything funny. Was she making fun of me or something. God this is just like that dream i wrote about in psychology where she was making fun of me.
Then i went on my bus and hanged with T-Pain. T-Pain improved my black status to about 110% black by teaching me how to shake hands in the proper gangsta manner. 110% is more than Barack Obama! I might even be allowed to use the n-word now. Then me and trevor discussed rap music and the ongoing T.I. vs T-Pain argument. I was on the side of T.I. while Trevor was more supportive of T-Pain. In the end i think i won.
Then i went to the mva. I took the test and i failed at the parallel parking. It was unfair though. The testing guy saw my moms jacket and noticed that it had some army thing on it. Then he told me that he was in the navy. Now for a little background info the army/navy football game is this saturday so the army and navy people completely hate eachother now. I have to go to the game with some weird kid. But this meant that the entire test was completely biased and he had a prejudice against me. And he smelled funny. Parallel parking sucks.
Daniels supposed to be coming over in a few minutes so i can help him with Calculus. He needs to know about chain rule. What an idiot. Calculus and especially chain rule is so simple.