Moira Mccarron Also Needs to Stop Killing People

So first off of course i need to answer the question thats on everyone's minds. Oh yea you may not wanna read this next part if youve been criticizing my blog as being inappropriate. Feel free to skip to the next paragraph. I have officially discovered that having having a erection after giving blood does not make you pass out. Sorry to disappoint you Scott. I was considering asking one of the blood people but i thought that would be weird. I was also gonna ask ms staymates but i didnt wanna talk to her more than is necessary. So i decided it would be better to just find out by myself. Yesterday i was watching that episode of South Park where Jimmy keeps getting erections and he needs to make it stop before the talent show so he hires a prostitute and then he has to fight a pimp. That was pretty funny. Today in health class ms staymates was so ridiculous. First she kept asking people if they had a penis, in reference to our male anatomy diagrams. Then she thought that the average age for men to start puberty is 16 and the average age for women to start puberty is 14. Its so obvious that everyone has gone through puberty already like way back in middle school! Then she showed us these really nasty pictures of vasectamies. It was soooo gross.
Anyway back to the rest of the day. I didnt have a car today so i had to get a ride with my brother who took it from me. We listened to Christian music. It was not good. I wanted my iPod so badly but it cannot be scratched so i cant take it with me.
In psychology it got too cold in our classroom so we had to go to the cafeteria. Then we took a test. It was so easy. I think i got every one right. Apparently im one of the only 2 people in that class that have an A according to kathryn. Which is weird because i find that class to be pretty easy. I mean really all the quizzes are open notes it cant be that hard. Oh well. I guess i just have psychological skill at that class.
Julia gave me some candy and candy canes and cookies in financial planning. that was nice of her. I feel bad i was supposed to get her some cherry chapstick and i was gonna do it tomorrow but i guess shes not here tomorrow. I think for gifts im just gonna get a bunch of candy canes and give them to people in school tomorrow. No one will actually tell me what they want so its hard for me to find good stuff. Although i am getting a muffin for emily.
During lunch that laurel girl with the cookies killed herself because moira didnt go to her cookie party. Nice job moira. I hope youre happy that a little girl is dead because of you.
That parking spot kid beat me in uncleworm today in Calculus. But im gonna be ready for him tomorrow and im gonna totally beat him then. Bring it!
In english i gave blood with Kathryn. I guess she was actually here today and that blog post was talking about the future, but how the heck was i supposed to know that? Who blogs about the future? I blog about the present and about things that are relevant to people's lives. You could learn a thing or 2 about blogging from me kathryn. So kathryn didnt actually kill anyone. Yet. But Ill get to the part where she kills someone soon. When we were trying to get out of class ms pepper got pissed because i didnt ask for a signature but we still got out anyway. Then we filled out some paper. The strange part was when kathryn circled "I have previously been paid for sex." Whod of thought kathryn did those things. Shameful. after that i went into some screening thing. It was scary, there were a bunch of people on chairs getting their blood taken. After the screening kathryn killed someone because she wasnt eligible to give blood due to high blood pressure and other reasons. So someone died from not having their promised blood. Anyway they hooked me up to the blood machine and stabbed me with a needle. There was a malfunction and the tube broke so blood started shooting everywhere and the nurse was freaking out. She tried to stop it but she couldnt. the other nurses ran over. Thus leaving the other blood givers unattended so their blood gets taken too much and their bags start to pop. Meanwhile im screaming and people are freaking out which makes the blood come out faster. So then i start ripping out all the tubes that are inside of me. I am in excruciating pain. Finally the doctors came with a large needle, stabbed me, and put me to sleep before i could run away. They just dropped me off in front of my house and left me with 500 dollars, a note saying never speak of this again, and of course my free blood donation T-shirt.
Except actually that didnt happen at all. I went there and they took the needle and took out my blood. It actually didnt hurt that much. Brendan and Jubert were there too. I dont get why mark is so opposed to blood donation. Even his brother is donating blood. Oh well. So then they were in a big hurry to get my blood because the buses were gonna leave. Finally they got the pint and they disconnected me. Ms Gallagher wanted me to sit there for 10 minutes but i was just lik screw you hoe the bell just rang and the buses are gonna leave soon. So then i just took her food and apple juice and free T-shirt and left. The shirt is so ridiculous. Its all like "Xtreme Blood Donation!" Blood donation is not extreme at all.
Track was cancelled and i didnt have any blood so i wouldnt have gone anyway. On the way back home i sat and rapped with T-Pain a little bit. It was fun. Buses are still dumb. I could have had the car but my brother took it. And now i need it to buy christmas gifts and i still dont have one.
The walk back home was so cold. Especially because i didnt have any blood to keep me warm. God my stupid phone keeps lighting up for no reason.
I got a letter from Target today saying that they dont wanna hire me. Who cares target? I dont wanna work for you anyway. Im gonna get a job at the rio instead. Provided they actually hire me, which they probably wont.