In West Philidelphia, Born and Raised

This weekend was pretty fun. Me and Alex went to philidelphia and got to watch the army navy game. It went somewhat like this:
So after i got home from school on friday I called the MVA and got an appointment with them for 3:15 on monday in Beltsville, but to get it i had to listen to them playing low quality crappy christmas music for 30 minutes before they actually answered.
Then me and alex and mt family went to philidelphia. After a long drive we got to the hotel and were greeted by a creepily friendly concierge. He later turned out to be evil, but ill get to that soon. So then my parents left and me and alex went to cordaba or something to get food. Cordoba is like a bad rip off of chipotle. Then alex had to be fat and wanted to get more food so he went to taco bell and got another burrito. It was nasty. He is so gross and fat. At this point gunarat called me from UPenn and i tried to find a way to hang with him and get into a crazy college party, but i had no way of traveling across philidelphia to find him since i didnt have enough money for a cab and alex is so cheap that he didnt wanna pay for one. I also didnt wanna walk all the way across philly since that might take a while and I remember that the fresh prince was in philidelphia Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys said were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. So i assumed that it would be somewhat unsafe to be walking around at night in philidelphia. Then we went back into the hotel and went into the pool and it was freezing cold and not fun at all.
Then the next day we went to the army navy game. Oh crap ill be back later I have to go to volleyball practice with alex, it should be pretty fun. But i feel bad for alex since hes not very good. But im sure he'll improve. No actually hell probably keep sucking.
Well that was fun. Poor alex. Hes not very good. The kids all beat him up and made fun of him.
Anyway at the game we saw president bush. He went onto the field and waved at people and shaked their hands. I didnt think it was possible, but president bush is even hotter in person than he is on tv. And he was already pretty hot on tv. He came to the game in a jet and this giant line of like 30 cars and they shut down an entire highway so he could come. I thought it was a bit unnecesary. Who would actually try to shoot the president? He has less than 2 months in office left it would be pointless and then Dick Cheney would be president and it would just be gross. Alex got all excited about it. He was all like "Omg its the president he is my hero!" Dispicable. It's people like alex who love president bush so much and make america stuck in iraq and vote for proposition 8 alot that ruin this country. You disgust me alex.
Then we saw a bunch of helicopters and jets fly around and some people landed in the stadium in parachutes.
Then the game started and the army lost like 35 to 0. It was pretty boring actually. The Army football team sucks alot. Its been like 7 years since they actually beat Navy. Half the time we just sat inside throwing handwarmers at eachother.
After that we just went back to the hotel and my parents went to some party somewhere. I really wanted to go party at UPenn with gunarat but once again my partying dreams went unfullfilled. So instead of going to party hard we ate at olive garden. They let us sample some of their wine and it was sub-par at best, they should have let it age more. We probably could have reported that to the popo and made them go out of business but that wouldve been kinda mean. Oh no i left my olive garden leftovers in the hotel room fridge! I bet room service is eating my ravioli at this very instant. I hate them so much. Then we went to the pool and it was freezing, like it was colder than the day before. We went up to the concierge guy who had greeted us before and told him to fix it, but he kept trying to force us to leave the front lobby since we were in swimming suits and everyone else in the lobby was wearing fancy clothes. The weird thing was that he tried to do it while acting happy and nice. He was so fake and it made me angry. I wanted to punch him. So then we went back up to the hotel room and froze random things like shampoo, lotion, coffee, oxi-clean, and toothpaste. It actually all worked pretty well. Then we walked around the hotel alot and looked through the windows on every floor. It was actually pretty boring.
Then the next day we went home. Alex and me tried to do our world projects but alex was so stupid that we just gave up. On thursday i tried to do my world project but I found a really weird website by one of those fundementalist christian groups about magellan going around the world and finding giants in Argentina that charles darwin covered up so he could make the the theory of evolution and hide their bones in natural history museums so that distracted me because it was so ridiculous and i didnt get any work done. Once i got home i went parallel parking but my dad pissed me off so it didnt work out very well. Then my parents bought a christmas tree from jimmy but it was way too big so they had to struggle really hard to get it to stay up. It was pretty funny.
I just ate a lot of gingerbread cookie dough. Now i feel sick