Penguin With a Gun

Yesterday was excellent. In Health Class Ms Staymates spent like 10 minutes talking on her cell phone. She spends more time on her cell phone than students. Then i asked her if i could get her number and she was like NO!! I made Vi Chit a Christmas card with Buddha fighting Jesus because he wanted to destroy christmas. Im probably going to hell or Buddhist hell after that. I made Lloyd a Christmas /Kwanza card with Lloyd, Reverend Jesse Jackson, and Reverend Jeremiah Wright all getting around and celebrating Kwanza. Lloyd said he would put the card up on his rooms wall because it was so good. Ms Staymates disobeyed international copyright laws by watching some stupid movie on youtube. I left my candycanes in her class and when i came back they were gone. At first i thought that ms staymates stole my candycanes but actually it was just Vi chit who took them and gave them back.
In piano class i was able to obtain a muffin from chris which i gave to emily as a christmas gift along with a nice card with a penguin with a gun.
Then in financial planning i hung with T-Pain. We ate cake and i gave him his card. It said "Have a gangsta Christmas" and had Santa drive by shooting someone.
At lunch i got so many gifts. I got a book full of dirty jokes women wont get. Why was there lipstick on the blondes steering wheel? She tried to blow the horn. I also got more brownies. Ihave so many brownies that i dont know what to do with them. Then school got canceled because of some broken water thing. It was a Christmas miracle. I rode the bus home and rahil told me about Indian hip-hop and Indian movies where they break out into dance.
Then me and alex drove top taco bell and the rio and the mall. But the best part was when we went to some girls house and then they were all completely drunk. That was funny but also bad because me and alex didnt drink anything and they were going crazy and shouting so the whole neighborhood could hear them while we tried to shut them up. They were all talking about sex or something and then they were like "No i would never do that" and "No i wouldnt either." Then one just screamed "I GAVE HEAD!" It was so funny. After that alex went over to my house and i somehow tricked my parents into not realizing that the only way he could of gotten there would be if i drove him. Then we just watched TV and slept and he left in the morning. Oh yea Ben if you got a strange text message that was alex being immature.
They shut down the peoplesdirt.com. It will be missed. But thats probably good considering that if it had gone on for another month or so people in our school would probably start killing eachother and it would be chaos. Im not entirely sure whats up with that little message it has. But i will miss all the hilarious arguing and stuff.
Sweet. We dont have any school for the next week! Or actually more than a week. Its gonna be great and im gonna get my presents soon. I better just get money. Thats all i want from people.