In Soviet Russia, Blog Reads You!

Today in the morning Mr Logan showed up went behind me and said he needed a piece of paper and opened my backpack and started ripping up my lunch bag so he could throw it at some girls. That was weird.
Today was pretty good because half of it was wasted by doing pointless elective fair stuff. For elective fair first me, Alex, Mark, Scott, and Moira went to law. I swear i have heard Mr Barses boring story about murdering people with hunting knives and dumping the bodies in a river like 5 times. I went to law last year and the year before and i swear that i met him before in middle school and he told me the same story. I couldn't help but wonder if that was his only real story and nothing else interesting in law had ever happened to him. Later i would learn i was wrong. So wrong.
Then we went to Mr Logan's class. It was fun. He basically just told us the software apps class was easy so we should take it, even though i already took it back in 8th grade. I actually had to copy sothiara in that class so its really not that easy.
Then i went to Russian. That actually kinda sucked. I'm not in Russian but i assumed it would be fun from what i heard about it. But it was actually pretty boring. The only fun part was ms sonsevs accent and wondering why she had a giant soviet union flag and not even russias current flag. Maybe shes a communist.
Then i went to college institute which was extremely boring. I already heard that crap in English a few weeks ago and i don't wanna hear it from Ms Allen that NHS elitist who wont let me in her darn organization.
Then we went back to law and i actually heard a different story than the same old murder one. It was a pleasant surprise. But then i didn't pay attention anyway so i don't remember the story.
Then in health class there was more sex ed, but not interesting sex ed. All we did was talk about how girls are less superficial than boys, but ms Staymates was lying so bad because girls put just as many superficial stuff on their list and she just ignored it. Come on ms staymates. Dont be so ridiculous. I remember that once in middle school health class with that good old ms cooney we watched a video about this pubescent young lad who goes around trying to learn if hes normal and the nurse could suddenly go from an eye exam to a diagram of the male anatomy and the zookeeper taught the kid about sex.
I hanged with Moira and Trevor again in piano. It was somewhat interesting. Then i got back and Scott and Chris had flipped my backpack inside out. What crazy shenanigans.
For lunch i went to panera with moira, scott, lauren, and emily to get a cinnamon bagel. I was completely slanted and over the line when i parked but whatever it works. Then i parked poorly again on the way back and i saw daniels car. He wanted to drive my car for little but im not that stupid.
In track Vi Chit somewhat told this muslim kid that he wouldnt be comfortable if he were on a plane with him. What a racist! Like Vi Chit if you wanna spread your hatred like that you should be ashamed. Then he told me not to blog about it, but yea right im not gonna listen to him.
Then after track i went to moira's house because they needed me to drive some presents or something. I got free burnt cookies and candycanes so it was a pretty good deal. I also know what they are getting everyone for christmas but i cant tell anyone. I think Scott will be pleasently surprised.
On the way home i tried to go some way i thought was faster to get home but i just got lost and ended up at forest oak middle school. Then i turned around and found my way back. I almost ran out of gas, especially because i can only get british petroleum but in the end i got to the british petroleum or bp as some people call it and got my gas. I had trouble figuring out how the machine worked but in the end i figured it out. Then my mom was annoyed because i got back late.