Stay Out of My Gosh Darn Parking Space!

Yesterday was pretty exciting. I went to school, but nothing really happened there except parhom might be reading my blog. Then after school i went to get my parking permit. I got it and then i went to the parking lot to see where it was but then there were 3 hoes parked in my spot. I was about to go up to them and slash their tires but i decided they could have it for that day, but i was definitly gonna take it on monday and then drive the mall or taco bell for lunch. But if i get there and those skanks are there i will fight them in addition to those kids writing over my name.
Then i went to track but thats not important either.
After that i went home and then got my car and picked up alex. I told my parents i was going to drive to the rio and then they told me not to drive anyone else or go anywhere else but thats stupid. So then me and alex went around looking for jobs. First we went to montgomery village to try to get a job at einstein bagels, but then that was closed. Then we tried to go find ms pat and rub it in her fat face that i had gotten my license and would never have to go to her goddamn driving school that kicks us out again. But she wasnt there so we just went to the mall. On the way to the mall alex almost got us killed. We tried to apply to FYE but they told me to go online for the application. Then we saw MB and some kid whose name i cant remember. They needed a ride home so we said wed give them one but first we went to look for more jobs. American Eagle had a now hiring sign but then those jerks werent hiring anyone under18. What the hell. Then we tried godiva and they wouldnt hire anyone until 17. So then pretty much all the stores were like that so we gave up. Then we got the car and picked up Mb and that person and were about to drive to chipotle when alex saw kathryn joseph walking into ruby tuesday. We called her and made her come to the car and talk to us. That kid whose name i cant remember was like "Oh! Youre that Twilight girl!" Haha. Kathryn Joseph and her twilight obsession. Then security came so we had to leave really quickly. On the way to chipotle alex spit on someones car. It was a really nice red convertible with tinted windows that was probably driven by some gang member and alex spit right on his windshield when we were at a stoplight. We were lucky we werent killed. At chipotle i got my delicious burrito and we sat down and ate it. Then we saw danny fitz. That was a strange coincidence because danny fitz was in our driving class and now i saw him the first time i was really out driving by myself. We said hi to him and made a few good ms pat jokes. Then we left Chipotle and dropped Mb and kid whose name i dont remember off at Mbs house. Then me and alex tried to go to that place with a five guys and alot of stores and something but i cant remember what its called. We did get there but then we left immediatly without even parking. Then we decided to drive to the Rio. But on the way alex was an idiot and took us some stupid way so we got lost. And to make matters worse we had to listen to the crappiest radio music ever. They were playing nothing good at all. And they played put your Hands in the Ayer like 5 times! Once was bad enough! I could easily make a better radio station than their stupid radio. It would be called JOE FM. Anyway so we finally figured out that mamma luchias was somewhere nearby so we found that place and we stopped by to talk to moira since she works there. We met some priest guy named Roy who claims that hes actually Jewish, but we all know hes a priest. He told us that moira should take some pills because shes crazy. Moira gave us a free drink and then we left to go drive to rio. We knew how to get to the rio from there so we werent lost anymore. But then i think we were actually lost since we ended up at the high school. Or maybe that happened later. I dont remember. But anyway what mattered was that someone was parked in my god damn parking space! Again! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GET YOUR OWN SPOT! Anyway then we went to the rio and tried to drive around the rio blasting rap music and looking all gangsta so anybody who we knew there would be like "Dang those kids be straight up G's." But the only station that wasnt on comercials was playing that "Im Yours" song so it didnt work out too well. People just looked at us like we were weird and not gangsta at all. Then we went to Target so i could apply for a job. This kid named Wu who was in my accounting class came and helped me. It took like forever to apply but it was successful and i better get that stupid job since i have nothing else. Then Katie Addisson said she would go to taco bell with us so we drove over to east village to pick her up. But then she wasnt home yet so we went to safeway and waited and i drank a liter of water. Then we went to her house and picked her up and went to taco bell. I amazed everyone with my awesome ability to recite the entire rap for Live Your Life. Your gonna be a shining star with fancy clothes and fancy ca-ars and then youll see youre gonna go far cuz everyone knows just who you ar-re so live your life EH EH EH EH EH EH...Never mind what haters say, ignore em til they fade away, amazing theyre ungrateful after all the game i gave away, its safe to say i paved the way for you cats to get paid today, we still be wasting days away now had i never saved the day, consider them my protege, how much i think they should pay, instead of being gracious they violate it in a major way, i never been a hater, still i love em in a crazy way, some say they soaked in yager that they couldnt work on labor day, it aint theyre black or white, their hands are airy in a shade of gray, from west side anyway and yea it goes on but i dont wanna type anymore. Dont ask how i know that. When i was rapping along to the song i accidently said the n-word. I hope T-Pain can forgive me. At taco bell Devon Upton and her friends were there, and they were putting monopoly money in the thing that you drop coins into to win food and telling the employees that they deserved free burritos. The real question is why were they carrying around monopoly money in the first place? Then we drove some more but then we realized it was almost midnight and i needed to be home. So i dropped off Katie Addison and i drove home and took alex with me.
Once i got home i had to tell my parents that alex had gotten a ride back with his mom and he walked in a minute later. It actually worked. Then we basically just watched Futurama and fell asleep.
The next morning i took alex back home and my dad tried to learn how ipod touches work but he still sucked at it. Im gonna go ice skating later. My parents are having a party so i get to help with coats. Im gonna get 20 bucks for it which is a lot considering that i cant get a job cuz those jerks wont hire me