Sexual Misadventures of a Young Chinese Orphan Boy

I had a quite exciting time in Illinois. Upon arriving there i told my cousin all about my blog and showed it to her. But she thought it was boring and stupid that i had a blog. Then i told the rest of my family about it. Pretty much everyone was like "What could you possibly write about that would be remotely interesting?" and "Who would actually care about your life?" My uncle went so far as to think that no one actually read my blog. I told him that i had 10 followers in addition to other kids without blogs reading it, but he wouldnt believe me. My uncle is so cruel. He asked me about running in cross country and said that he just assumed that i wasnt very good. To this I replied "Im in varsity bitch!"(only because people got injured but it still counts). If only they could understand the importance of everything i do.
On Wednesday I got to sleep while my everyone else had to go to school. Haha. Have fun at your stupid little academy fair. Even my cousin had to go to school. While i was in the kitchen eating breakfast the pecan pie in the oven set on fire. It was pretty much the most hilarious thing ever. I started freaking out and eventually my aunt ran up and poured baking soda all over the fire to put it out. Afterwards the house was filled with smoke and the pie was covered in baking soda. The smoke detector still didnt beep which was probably dangerous.
On thursday my sister and brother-in-law came. We sat there and people yelled about politics for like 2 hours. Then someone mentioned that everyone in my family's hair curls like mine does when its long. I found that interesting. Then we sat there and ate food. Thanksgiving food doesnt taste that good. Except the stuffing and bread. Thanksgiving is such a pointless holiday. A bunch of pilgrims landed in America, ate food with some Indians, and then shot them. There are so many way more important events in history. We then found some of me and my sisters' old stuff in a drawer. Sadly there were like 10 copies of my sisters' report cards and a bunch of their projects while all i could find was 1 report card. Apparently no one cares about me.
On saturday we watched a movie. I refused to go see twilight due to the fact that it is the worst movie and/or book ever created. So i got to see Quantum of solace instead. When i got out of the movie my family members kept saying it sucked. They said that it was confusing, made no sense, and lacked "character development." Who cares! It was so actiony and intense that the plot didnt matter and it was a good movie. My family needs to stop being so critical of everything.
On saturday we played one of those weird word games and the answer kept being "an adult movie about the sexual misadventures of a young chinese orphan boy raised in a life of violence and drug abuse." Then i went on the plane and i went back home and got here at like midnight. The plane was scary. It kept shaking alot and the plane was old and i was concerned about possible snakes on the plane. The moment i got in the car my sister and my mom started arguing about something stupid while i was trying to go to sleep. It was so annoying.