Imposter Heroin Addicts Are Not Heroines

Today in health class the Drug Enforcement Agency came and told us all about drugs. They had a board full of all the different types of drugs like marijuana, electric kool aid, and even a little cocaine. They asked people to raise their hands if they had ever tried marijuana. The dumb thing was that people actually raised their hands! Some blond girl in the back and some spanish girl did. I also think i caught Lloyd raising his hand, surprisingly enough. That is so stupid. Even if i did do marijuana i wouldnt go around raising my hands about it right in front of the DEA. Come on! Then they tried to give us a bunch of flawed reasons for not legalizing drugs, that was pretty dumb. If people wanna do drugs let them. I dont care. The worst part was when this "addict" came in and started telling us about his addiction to heroin and meth. I felt so bad, he told us all about how he couldnt stop and it had ruined his life, and how he had AIDS. Well then he came back and apparently hes a cop and he was just lying and pretending to be an adict. He was only based on a real addict. I wanna see the real addict. Not any of this fake crap. Plus i wasted all this pity for him. I am about to go shoot some heroine with unsterile, previously used hypodermic needles just because of he pissed me off so badly. People said that it was pretty obvious he was faking it. But in my opinion it was hard to tell. I mean he had a stain on his crappy sweatshirt, and he kept shuffling his feet, and looked pretty creepy. God. I was even planning on visiting him during lunch and trying to help him escape from prison.
After that i went to piano class and we visited trevor again. While there i destroyed him at piano. I hurt his feelings so bad that he proceeded to attempt to light me aflame. Luckily i was able to run to the safety of the keyboard room and ms berlin on time. But i still doubt ms berlin would actually do anything if he kept chasing me into the keyboard room. She just doesnt care anymore.
In financial planning we graded tests and then i paper-clipped the heck outta julia.
Lunch was so boring today. Me and Scott had no Mark or Alex or Earplugs so we were stuck with Rahil. The only good part about having Rahil there was when he asked scott if he could eat an inch of his footlong. Then we tried to make Rahil stop sucking at Thats what she said jokes. After that it was katherines birthday so we got some cake and gave it to that spencer look alike kid that emily likes so much. But then he refused it so i got to eat it. It was delicious. After that Alimamy came up to me and scott and kept begging scott for a dollar the rest of lunch.
In Math class i learned that the kid next to me has an arranged marriage with his cousin, which was kinda weird. But i think he refuses to go through with it so its less weird.
Then in english we watched more of the crucible. There was less chicken blood drinking and naked danceing so it was less screwed up today. But it was still pretty crazy with people giving insults to eachother and me going DANG! whenever it happened. There were also a bunch of psycho old people accused of being witches and Abigail and John Proctor were getting it on. I also have a theory about who it is leaving NJ love notes. It is definitly Salimah. I can tell that she loves him as she gazes sensually at him in the seat behind him. Kathryn disagrees with my theory but who honestly cares. NJ is to Salimah as Jacob is to Salimah.
Indoor Track practice was the same as usual; it was really long, and really hard (thats what she said)
Sothiara Scott and Me might finally be seeing a movie together! Back in July me and scott decided that we should either go see Sex and The City or Hamlet 2 with Sothiara, but Sothiara declined and said he didnt have time, but he might be free in december or january. How can he possibly not have any time until december or january? That would mean hed be completely busy for the next 5 or 6 months. Well anyway, i told him about it the other day and he said he might do it. Of course now wed have to see something else. But it cant be a good movie. It has to be bad so well probably go see twilight or something. Well probably end up being the only non-teenage girls there but oh well.

Oh ill probably be gone in Illinois for the next few days so I probably wont be able to post until like saturday. But i might be able to use their computer so i might post anyway. I might even bring in a few guest bloggers for my dedicated readers. But theyd probably screw up my entire blog so i probably wont. Dont worry though when i get back ill give you all a special extra long thanksgiving post all about my adventurous journey to illinois.