Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Pimps and Hoes

Julias blog is continuing to fill its post with lies and hatred. Julias blog is so bad. Everyone, even kevin, says that it has too many complaints and uses too much bad language. Like all these negative vibes coming from julias blog are ruining everyones elses blogging experience. Now my blog is full of positive messages and joyous stories, with only an occasional swear word and complaint. I am so sick of that blog. The sad part is that julia is my blog-daughter. She would have never had a blog had it not been for me. In a way i have come to hate my own creation. Julia has such a lack of style. And this isnt just my opinion. Mr Logan thinks so too.
So anyway, after looking back on my short blogging career, ive noticed my blog isnt very deep, it is in fact the shallowist blog ever. Now emily's blog, that is deep. I would make mine deeper but i dont have anything deep to say. Oh well.
Today was alex's birthday, but realistically, who actually cares. The only part that really mattered was that i got to punch him because hes frail and i got a cupcake and a cookie. I doubt ill even wish him a happy birthday on facebook. Getting wished happy birthday on facebook is so fun when its your birthday, it makes me feel good because i get a lot of notifications, too bad it only comes once a year. My family is pissing me off on facebook. They shouldnt have facebooks! First theres my mom. Thats just ridiculous. You are way too old to have a facebook. And i dont want you looking at all the stuff i say to people. And even worse than my mom is my little cousin. Shes in 8th grade and she has a facebook. Like thats way too young. Facebook is for people high school age to possibly a few years after college, not any of these old and young ppl. And as if that wasnt enough my cousin keeps pissing me off. She needs to learn that the Jonas Brothers are not good in any way. Also im sick of your status updates saying your homework is so hard. Try writing a 2 and a half page paper about how Arthur Miller uses rhetorical strategies, manipulation of diction, and carefully chosen diction to develop the idea that justice may be abolished if people break moral laws, laws are enforced by the corrupt, and people blindly conform to the masses in the Crucible in one night and then you can complain.
So anyway my day after health class was pretty average. Some girl in piano class yelled at me and told me to "turn the piano down a bit." Shut the heck up. Who the heck do you think you are? If i wanna play piano loud then ill play the gosh darn piano loud! Deal with it you skank! Then chris hit me in the mouth with a rubber band. That was intensly painful, and that rubber band was actually the friendship bracelet i gave scott. I cant believe that scott has sunk so low as to allow the symbol of our friendship to hit me right in the mouth.
At the end of lunch on my way to world i saw franklyn in the bathroom. I miss franklyn, we used to always hang out during lunch until he got a car and went with his other friends. He started getting paper towels wet and throwing them at the wall and then theyd stick to the wall. One of them almost hit me. Its things like that that make me miss hanging with franklyn.
In World today we had that crazy asian sub. So i asked kevin to come sit next me, but no, apparently he has other friends that he would rather sit next to. So then i spent my period with katharine. We kept trying to get kevin to give us his phone, but he refused to do it. Jerk. That poor sub was just sitting there talking quitely about nothing and no one was listening. Like i would just shoot myself if i were her. I felt like i should go up to her and listen to her nonsense to make her feel better, but i didnt cuz she seemed pretty annoying.
English class was so outrageous. I finally got to be Lady Macbeth, and they didnt even reach my part! Oh well. I only had 3 lines anyway.
Indoor track was pretty good. I cant run with the team because i dont have a physical, even though i do have a physical. So me matt and vikas had to go run by ourselves which is much better than running with coach flynn.
Trevor might be reading my blog today. Thats why i specially customized the title for him today, to give my blog more of a gangsta flavor. i also spelled the word "gangster" with an "a" instead of a "er"." I hope he enjoys it.

2 comments:

mark jubert said...

my dad found your comic.
he enjoyed your work

Anonymous said...

Joeseph you are such a hipocrit. You say my blog is all negative... have you read your own?