Bad Asian Haircuts

Today i got up and ate cocoa puffs. I hate cocoa puffs. Except for the part at the end where i drink the delicious leftover chocolate milk they taste more like cocoa crap. Lately i just hate all cereal. Except maybe cinnamon toast crunch. That tastes good. But i cant make anything else so i have no choice but to eat it. Then my mom made me scrub toilets. It actually was pretty fun. I dont get why people complain about scrubbing toilets so much. After that i got a haircut. Haircuts make me angry. I went up to the guy and told him i wanted half an inch off. Then he went and cut off way more than that. He also asked me how long i wanted my bangs to be. I said at my eyebrows and then i think i heard him say "Oh yes i cut above eyebrows." I probably should of corrected him. But im being a bit unfair. I dont think he actually knew English so its understandable that he might make a few mistakes. He kept having chinese conversations with the other hair cutting people. I hate it when people do that since i always think that theyre saying terrible things about me. Like when they say "Mao Zedong Tsao Pong" how do i know that it doesnt mean something like "This little white boy and his comparatively large penis are totally stupid." Speaking of hair people keep suggesting that i name my son harry johnson.
After that i had to wait forever for my mom to come pick me up. She finally came 30 minutes late. Apparently she was at a Middle Eastern store. Why would she be at a middle eastern store when shes white? My moms so weird.
On the bright side i got a new sweatshirt and jeans that dont fit.
Look im in an article:
http://www.mocorunning.com/article.php?article_id=325
Im somewhere at the bottom. I got a 3 second improvement. Thats pretty amazing. Also if you look somewhere under me theres another person named Joy Johnstone. If you remove the y and t then take the e and put at the end of the first name thats Joe Johnson. That is seriously creepy.
That running website is so dumb. There doesnt need to be a whole website thats only purpose is to tell people about how other people ran. And then theres that guy who created it. Kevin Milstead. He needs to stop taking pictures of people while they run and putting them on facebook. No one wants to see that kevin, so just stop. And kevin what gives you the right to accept a tagging of a certain persons private areas as joes johnson by some little obnoxious kid. Seriously kevin. I have had it up to here with you. Just because i have never talked to you and only seen you like 3 times doesnt mean that i cant despise you.
I was also put in another article in the school newspaper by daniel uquillas. Im so famous. Apparently the article is about local elections and im quoted as saying "I supported the local republican candidates because they share my views on issues such as immigrant deportation and hispanic gang violence. WHAT THE HECK! I never said that. He made that quote up. That quote also makes me sound like a racist. People are gonna shoot me when they read that. And for the record i dont even know who the local republican candidates are, i dont support immigrant deportation, and i dont care about gang violence as long as no one kills and/or rapes me. I love people of hispanic origin. This summer i even travelled to their native land of Mexico and ate their strange food like "Tacos" and "Sandwiches." That article is pure slander. I should press charges but im too lazy to. That better not get published or i will be so mad.