Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Blogging, Not Tumblring, About Scary Stuff

While scott was blogging. (But not really) I figured i would try it out again. Blogspot was always better anyways. So now im going to explain what happened to me over the past few days. Well two days ago i went to another insane asylum with scott and emily. You would think that after almost being caught the last two times, actually the last time i was caught, I would learn not to mess with creepy insane asylums but of course i havent learned a thing. Anyway so we parked at this bar called remingtons. To quote myself there were "some shady things going down at that bar" and some "shady things" going down at the insane asylum as well. So we began our hike down to the asylum. Then we got there. then we went in. then we went out. Then we went back in again. Then we went back out. Then security or something drove up and i freaked out and ran back into the pitch black depths of the abandoned building where apparently a bunch of bodies were once found and apparently has a bunch of shallow graves in the basement and apparently was shut down for abusing the guests there, which is like the perfect recipe for some zombie poltergeist haunting crap. All it really needed was a native american burial ground and I would probably be slaughtered by the undead right now. Meanwhile scott and emily hid in some shed next to the building. I wasnt sure which one to be more afraid of, the security or the creepy place to which I had walked into.
In the end everything was fine and we reunited and we made a daring escape out of the complex. Then some helicopter came with a searchlight which was pretty scary, but i think it was searching for something else. Weird coincidence: lexxy was at the other insane asylum the same night as we were at a different one. What are the odds? Finally we made it back to the car and, after a short freak out because the car was beeping because the doors were still open, I got a two gatorades for 3 dollar deal at 7-11 and made it safely back to survive another day.
Until...I went camping with alex. Grace and her boyfriend were supposed to come but they cancelled last minute so me and alex just went. stfu its not gay. Anyway, we were the only ones there camping and were basically all alone in the middle of the woods. Then it started pouring rain and our tent flooded so were had to sleep in the car. But then I kept imagining a serial killer trying to murder us and I couldnt fall asleep or pee until 6 in the morning when it was light out again. After that we pretty much gave up on camping for the next day. So all in all, its been a pretty scary couple of days. Tonight i plan on sleeping in my bedroom away from the rain, serial killers, and undead as I wait for my sheets I ordered from jcpenney to arrive. Besides i think people are concerned Im on a streak of scary events and dont want to be involved in the next one. On the bright side. This has given me some great horror movie ideas, at least ones better than the ones they usually make. And Id make it full of swearing and nudity and nasty violence, people love that kinda stuff.
Scott wants me to write a sequel to the comic I wrote a year and a half ago about ms staymates and his blog. Im thinking I might do it.

1 comment:

brian jenkins said...

such a good come back post. make the comic!