Youre Next Toni Morrison

I AM GOING TO PISS TONI MORRISON OFF SOOOO MUCH.
My beloved video vignette is going to be so good. Heres my strategies for annoying her
1. Threatening her. Mainly by dressing up as members of the KKK, killing all the characters in the novel, and then looking at the camera and saying "Toni Morrison, youre next"
2. Total Racism! I wouldve dressed up like hitler but apparently thats taken. But we are gonna eat so much fried chicken. In the video im also gonna call everyone a crazy cracker. Alex and me are also going wig shopping and hes gonna get an afro.
3. Im gonna wear an oprah shirt and pee for 10 minutes in the video.
4. Sex and Violence. As sethe i am going to get it on with Paul D and then im gonna stab Amy Denver 666 times with a fake kitchen knife and ketchup will squirt out. Then every character will fight eachother.
Act 1
Amy Denver: Im back bitch!
Sethe: Ima kill you crazy cracker!
Amy: Bring It!
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife
Sethe stabs her with a kitchen knife...
And thats basically it
Too bad my project is apparently too "radical" and created by a "clearly disturbed mind"