Oprah Pees

I havent blogged all month. But so much has happened that needs to be discussed. Such as:
Oprah peeing for 10 minutes in the Beloved movie

I laughed so hard during that scene. Mr collier was about to verbally cut me down for that. And for calling alex a cracker.
I had possibly the 2 greatest achievements of my life yesterday. For one thing, I got a power bar in cross country. If only the world could understand how much of a big deal that is. Like, I might as well quit cross country at this point, Ive already accomplished what i came there to do. Also, remember how on september 10th i was about to quit farmville, well, that didnt actually happen. In fact, I reached level 30 yesterday. So, i kinda didnt quit. At all. But I do have a crap load of chickens. And ive got a greenhouse. And like 10 blue ribbons. But im really about to quit now. Half the time i use farmville it crashes my internet. And it always crashes when i visit other people's farms. And really whats the point of farmville if i cant raise my self esteem by comparing myself to other people's inferior farms? Plus i still need to harvest 2000 more chickens to get the stupid blue ribbon and i think itll take me until sometime around summer of next year to get the stupid crop harvesting blue ribbon.
If they dont have an essay im seriously about to apply to longwood university, located in farmville virginia.
Yesterday I also did excellent on the geography exam. My head is so filled with useless geographical information. Such as Cerro de Pascal is the leading area of zinc production in south america. And kniffen was the pioneer of folk geography.
I recently switched out of forensics into entrepreneurship. Which stinks. Entrepreneurship is so dull. I sit there and borrow other peoples computer passwords and finish whatever meaningless assignment we get really early then I just play tetris for the rest of the period. It is a complete waste of my time.
Hey handy colins. You are a liar. And you think im a racist cracker, but dont tell that mr collier or he will verbally cut you down! I think i already referenced that earlier. Anyway you said i could be in the school newspaper. I was not. What a temeritous thing to do.