Monday, March 23, 2009

White Hoes

This weekend was boring. I did nothing of signifigance. But my mom got a new dishwasher. For her thats a big deal. Its probably one of the most important events in her life.
Anyway I have a track meet tomorrow. thats not gonna be fun. Track meets stink. They take too long. But its against seneca valley. It could be a good chance for revenge against shirley for alex.
I also learned that tomorrow and the next day well have a sub in law class. Im thinking that i should skip. But scott wont do it on tuesday. But more importantly, the sub is my sisters old boyfriend from high school. That is so weird. Im really worried that hell find out im her sister and try and get revenge for her breaking up for him by taking revenge on me. I remember all the good times me and that guy had. I think he carried our patio furniture once and i think he helped me play zelda. Thats actually all i remember.
Me and scott are gonna make a new pimps and hoes song. Its gonna be a taylor swift cover. So good. Itll go like this:
"Skanky girl
Ya should have known, Ya should have known

That you aint no princess
This ain't no gangsta fairytale
You aint the one I'll sweep off her feet
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood Hoe,
This is a large urban area,
You was a dreamer before I went and impregnated you,
Now its too late for you and your White Hoes,
To come around."

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