B. Rabbit

I have so many problems with the movie 8 mile after me and scott watched it yesterday.
Problem 1: Sex Scene
That was so random! Eminem and some weird girl just randomly had sex somewhere in the car factory and it actually showed the whole thing from start to finish except without any nudity. They even still had most of their clothes on. But it was such a random scene. Like they had probably only talked to each other twice and then they just went to a random spot in the car factory and got it on with each other. Ridiculous.
Problem 2: Lose Yourself
That is such a good song! But he only halfway created the song in the middle of the movie. And it took until the end for them to actually play it. Hearing the song was half the reason I watched the movie.
Problem 3: No Dr Dre
Dr Dre shouldve been there! It wouldve been much better.
Problem 4: Not Enough Rapping
Too much stuff about his personal life.
Problem 5: B. Rabbit
Why the hell was he named B. Rabbit!!!!
Oh wait that was because he wants the beat to be fast. Nevermind.
Problem 6: Burning Down the House
Why would you be dumb enough to burn down a house! Especially if B. Rabbits still in there!
Problem 6: The Ending
It left way too much inconclusiveness. Like all he does is go back to work at the car factory. It doesnt even tell you if he escapes his life of poverty and poor family relationships. And does he take back that weird girl who looked like a prostitute after she cheated on him? He better not because she is a skank. All that happens is he gets street cred for rapping good.
Problem 7: Can Eminem use the N-Word?
I am not sure. If I was black I'd let him use it.
Problem 8: 8 Mile
Is still have no idea why it was called 8 mile.
But it wasnt all bad.
Good Thing 1: Final Rap Battle
That was soooo good.
Good Thing 2: Understanding His Songs
I understand his songs so much more now. For example:

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
That makes much more sense now.
Good Thing 3: White Guy Shoots Himself in the Penis
That was hilarious. That white guy was so crazy.