Friday, February 20, 2009

Me and Taylor Swifts' Black Baby

Ms Berlin has reached a new level of lazyness. She no longer stands up and walks over to listen to my playoff, she just makes me turn it up and play really loud so she can hear it from far away. But this means that the entire class has to hear me play Mr Brightside really loudly so everyone can hear if i mess up. So of course thinking about that makes my playing much worse. Its really quite terrible. but luckily by playing the song and doing theories I was able to pull my grade up from a 0% back to 100% all in one day and just in time for interims. Also i learned that ms berlin and my old piano teacher know eachother, which creeps me out.
At lunch i got some philly cheesesteaks and was able to blast some taylor swift country at sanjay's truck, which im sure he enjoyed. Speaking of taylor swift theres a possible free taylor swift concert for the all girls school Academy of the Holy Cross. I must get in! Check it out: http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/group.php?gid=62738964873. But theres a catch. that all boys Gonzaga school is winning apparently. And if they do win im a man and i dont go to their school so that could be an issue. But im sure ill think of a solution. Preferably one that doesnt involve pretending to be a woman.
English class involved doing nothing and checking my email. I still havent got a response from lila after i sent her an email last night. Once again the librarian caught me googling myself and destroyed my computer by putting up a giant eyes to the front please sign on it.
In international finance i made babies. It was on some website thing. First i combined me and taylor swift. Our baby turned out black. We named her Shaniquah. It made absolutly no sense. How does the offspring of the two whitest people in the world form a black baby? Its on facebook somewhere if you want to see it. Later on i tried me and hillary clinton. That one was also deformed. Finally i got a decent looking one when me and rihanna made babies.
Later on me and alex drove places and tried to find a job. No one would hire me so i think ill just reapply to rio and hopefully theyll respond this time. We also visited moira at her work. Im trying to friend moiras sister on facebook but i cant find her. Whatever, she spits in my food anyway. At taco bell it was ridiculous. Alex landed money on that little spinny thing they have and he won a cinnamon twist. Apparently he landed it on the side that no one has ever landed on before. And then Marvin totally befriended him because of it. Not cool. Marvin must be my friend. Not alex's. But for now i congrudulate alex on befriending Marvin.

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