Monday, February 9, 2009

Ima Gangsta Mofo

Today in the car chris told me that blink-182 got back together at the grammys, but i didnt actually believe him and thought he was making it up. But apparently it is true because lila and the internet said so. Thats pretty excellent.
Anyway then at lunch i learned that sothiara wants to go out to lunch with me on wednesday. This is also pretty excellent. I need to use sothiara and kevin to get kevins sister to hook me up with some free cinnamon crunch bagels and cream cheese. By the way Kevins sister completely screwed me over at panera today. She overcharged me and didnt give me a receipt. One bagel with no cream cheese does not cost anywhere near 2 dollars! We also put down the windows and blasted eminem again. I seem to be doing that alot lately.
In english i had no computer at the media center so i spent all my time looking up swear words and german words in the giant dictionaries while talking to trevor. I learned that "Artheritis" is german for "Artheritis."
In law there was a fire drill and then trevor came! He took my phone and texted moira and said that i loved her. He also criticised my phone for having a banner saying im a gangster mofo (I didnt put it there by the way it was alex) and then having a background picture of kittens. But then i took his gangsta sunglasses so it was ok.
For international finance i had to find stuff about a business that does stuff in another country, originally i was gonna do trojan condoms in iraq, but they dont have any and id probably get in trouble for that. Then i tried cambodia in honor of sothiara, but apparently theres nothing there except rice farms and sweatshops. So then i just did best buy in china which isnt very interesting.
After track franklyn approached me outside and asked me if i wanted to go on an adventure. So of course i said yes. Together we found the asian library lady, whose name is actually ms stone, and got his parking permit. Then he showed me his car. It is extremely nice. I wish my car was that amazing. Then i showed him my car and amazed him by how i had a tv, although the sound wasnt working, so we could only watch dr phil without hearing him talk. It was a pretty wonderful adventure.

2 comments:

brian jenkins said...

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mark jubert said...

STOP BLOGGING!