Friday, August 20, 2010

D I N O S A You Are A Dinosaur

well its been an eventful past week or so. I am now in wisconsin and blogging at my distantly related cousins's house. And on sunday i go to college.
But i should start with how i got to this point. Well last week i went to ocean city with alex and moira and lauren and the firefighters. We went go-carting, i did pretty amazing except for when i hit a turn and got my knee hurt. Other than that i did typical ocean city things like not going to the beach and partying all night. I still didnt go mini golfing which means ill just have to come back to ocean city next summer and play.
Well continuing i saw a bunch of people for the last time. Most notably me and alex had our last dinner at olive garden on monday. It was like the saddest thing ever when he left. We listened to taylor swift and all the old songs wed play in the car together. Just blogging about it makes me sad. If those texas rednecks try to convert him to their racist, homophobic, sexist, glenn-beck-watching, anti-mosque-building sides and become his new best friends i will fight them all.
Then me and emily and scott celebrated our last night together on tuesday by hanging out all through the night. We got free ice cream and saw the Lorn family! What a great family. On the way to the Lorns i even picked up one of the old freshman (now sophomore) stalkers that i had back in AP US class. And i saw one of the ones that thinks hes my child. They grow up so fast. Anyway scott and emily came with me to vi chits house and were shocked that they said "joe johnson" in every sentence they addressed to me. I hope i get people like that in college who call me by my full name. Its such an amazingly average name.
Anyway later on that day we saw lila at 5 below. She said "Whats up Joe!" to me. That made my day and possibly made my rest of this month.
Then we got my 5 dollars off california tortilla. See i had to get all my deals used up before i left maryland so thats why i got all this free stuff.
Anyway then we watched the ring since scott hadnt seen it. The best part of that movie is that you always have to call someone when they go to the bathroom and say 7 days to try to freak them out.
Then we had a water balloon fight at like one in the morning. To add to the amount of random people i had seen for my last day, chris and jimmy called me up and wanted some starburst, amoung other things, so i figured id just give them some. With the starburst i figured id be in chicago so him eating it all wouldnt really affect me. Chris gave me some advice, which i probably shouldnt take seeing as he was probably on something when he told me.
After that we tried to go swimming but the barbed wire around the lake kinda made that impossible. Then we were going to go to dennys, but i forgot my shirt so for like the 10th time that night i had to sneak back into the house while getting past the messed up lock on my front door and my loud dog and get my shirt back.
Then we finally made it to dennys where, (surprise surprise) shady things were happening at dennys at 3 in the morning. No, well dressed men were not gathering in the parking lot. There were just random people loitering outside the building and a bunch of police officers meeting there.
Finally our last night fitingly came to an end at the old laytonsville 7-11. Scott made me a mixcd of all the good times, and i plan on making him a good one back. Hint: it will have lots of Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. It was definitly really really sad, although nothing tops me and alexs last moments. As much as gaithersburg could tend to suck at times, there were some pretty cool people there that were pretty great friends. Of course were still staying in touch what with skype and fb chat and mail. And of course on breaks too. And possible thanksgivings.
Anyway thus concludes the exciting life of Joe in high school and thus begins the exciting life of Joe in college. I expect there to be a lot of fresh bloggin going down about my life in college. Expect some crazy stuff to be blogged about, and yes, this blog will continue for college. Possible upcoming topics include: Drinking, sex, violence, education, etc.
Meanwhile im not actually in college yet, but am in wisconsin for now stuck in between college and high school. And this means im incredibly bored so yea...sunday needs to hurry up and get here. At least in wisconsin and illinois the world works incorrectly so sunday actually arrives an hour earlier. Its actually pretty weird. Like say south park comes on at 10. Well in wisconsin/illinois it comes on at 9. WTF IS UP WITH THAT.

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