Oppressed African Children with Guns

Gbpackers184 (11:36:36 PM): you probably got a positive on the pregnancy test
Wrong! That is not what happened today!
You know what did happen today? I was amazing at super smash brothers. Thats what happened today.
You know what happened yesterday? When everyone in the auditorium was about to cry because of dying African children, I couldnt focus because I had to pee really bad. Then I got up and went to the bathroom and now everyone thinks i dont care about oppressed African babies. I signed the stupid petition though so i totally care. This whole thing annoys me because I dont get why the oppressed kids who are equipped with guns and make up 90 percent of his army dont just shoot the guy so no one has to raise money for them anymore.
In AP US kathryn said she was excited about studying colonial history. Thats he lamest thing that anyones said all day.
On the bus some kid said blink 182 was originally called Fuck 182 because they say the word fuck 182 times in scarface. But thats oboviously not true. I bet him a dollar it wasnt too so tomorrow im gonna make a dollar.
Dang Barack Obama called Kanye West a jackass! For once in my life i can say that I support Barack Obama.
I have too much schoolwork